- That courageous has “rage” at its heart?
- That therapist is spelt “the rapist”?
- That two wrongs don’t make a right unless it’s a multiple choice test with only three answer choices and you can keep answering until you get it right?
- That rarely do you get to take a test and keep guessing at the answers until you get them right, even in the above possible situation?
- That you may be alone or lonely but it can’t be done without one?
- That together needs “to” but not “two”?
- That subway is an underground train, a type of sandwich and a restaurant?
- That popcorn chicken, popcorn shrimp, lollipops, soda pop and popovers don’t have corn in them?
- That Washington D.C. needs a good washing and a ton of soap probably wouldn’t be enough for the job?
- That angels were created by God to worship Him and yet many humans worship them and not Him?
- That Satan masquerades as an Angel of Light but swallows a soul with darkness?
- That scented markers smell like fruit but can’t be eaten, while fruit can be eaten but doesn’t make a good crayon?
- That love and hate are four letter words, the first is often spelt T-I-M-E and the latter takes love and time away?
- That your conscience isn’t a little cricket but both can keep you awake all night?
- That billions and billions are spent to create new movies and television series but it’s the same ones over and over again?
- That silence is golden, old friends gold and new friends silver but you can’t deposit either in your checking account?
- That upon breaking up with a special person you hear “Don’t worry there are plenty of fish in the sea!” but no one talks about all the trash in their too?
- That insomnia will cause your mind to focus on ironic tidbits like this?